Friday, April 3, 2009

#95: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.

Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.

Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never — at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options — and legs — open.


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