☻ NAKED |
| GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
| ☻ MAKING LOVE |
| After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!! |
| ☻KISS |
| A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue. |
| ☻PAINTING |
| A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn. |
| ☻FALLING APART |
| Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom. |
| ☻HOME EARLY |
| 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' |
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