Benjamin Button 2: Madonna's Turn

A squeaky, shiny and fresh-looking Madonna showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscar party last night - looking tons younger than her normal Skeletor sheik self.

Maybe she is vying for a part in "Benjamin Button 2: The Lost City Skin Cells?" I mean, who knows, there could defiantly be straight-to-DVD project in there somewhere. Maybe Jesus, her new beau, will star as Cate Blanchett's character? Wait a minute ... where was Jesus last night? Past curfew? Or maybe Madonna was just being respectful to her ex-husband, and last night's winner for Best Actor, Sean Penn.

On the flip side, it looks like Jessica Biel may be aging quicker. I know it isn't that hard to date Justin sweetheart, so what is going on? I love me some Jessie Biel, so this was really hard for me to even say. But it's a lot like telling a good friend they have rank breath or pitt-stains on their ringer-T. If you don't let them know, how will they know how to fix it ... right?

Either way they are both still beautiful women, but come on. What happened to graceful aging -- or did that fly out the window with class (did you hear that, Miley?) Click here to check out all the photos from the Vanity Fair party.