Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Everyone's Surprised About Demi's New Face ... Except Demi

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I don't care if you're a weird Michael Jackson-esque celebrity who sleeps in a sensory deprivation chamber every night or uses a bizarre weight and pulley system to drag all the excess skin down to your feet -- no 46-year-old woman looks like Demi Moore without a whole lotta nipping and tucking.

"It's irritating. And it isn't true," Demi said last year of rumors she's had any work done. I'm sorry, but that's less convincing than her as a chaste puritan. I don't care how often Demi soaks in Ashton Kutcher's fountain of youth, simply sleeping with a 31-year-old does not make you look 31. Now, who wants to go ice skating on her forehead?

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